Get what I did there? Earily? Haha. Jokes. As are these ear-plug-covers. When will the public say no? Ah who am I kidding. I would frickin LOVE these plugs to shove up my ass, infact I already have a set ordered.
You’ve spent 2 hours perfecting your “look” (or whatever the kids are calling it these days) and you’re just about to head out the house with your iPod. It would be a shame to ruin all your hard work with boring black or white headphones. It’s time to accessorise with the Extraordinary Earbuds. There are 5 cute and rocking designs to choose from, so go from pure metal with the Skull Earbuds or get your gangsta on with the Bling Earbuds – as you’d expect they have massive crystal gems, so they might even match your earrings. For those of us with a sweet side the Ladybird or Duck Earbuds are cute enough to go with any bubblegum pop outfit. For the sheer “gross out” factor the Fly Earphones have to be the ones to choose – if anything, just for the looks you’ll get on public transport (lets just hope somebody doesn’t come at you with a rolled up copy of the Metro). The headphones pop in your ear to cut out the background noise, and the silicone ear tips come in two sizes to fit adults and children alike. Best of all they’re compatible with any portable music device with a headphone jack.
On a more serious note, I think I would struggle not to vomit/ rip the them out of your head. Only kidding. Bubble gum pop outfit? I’m terrified of the thought. Back fiend!
mark said,
December 8, 2009 at 1:12 am
beyond terrible but the title of your post was worth the danger to my eyes.