This is amazing, but not as amazing as my cake I made earlier. Yum Yum, I mean singing is a skill, but cooking- that’s a talent. You can’t eat a song can you?
The tortoise and the Hare
May 12, 2010 at 10:08 pm (Uncategorized)
Tortoise and Hare by ~the-queen-of-spades on deviantART
Mouth Rape
May 12, 2010 at 9:55 pm (Uncategorized)
Six benefits in one:
- Burn off your taste buds
- Loose the taste in your mouth for 6 hours
- Gasp into the sink
- …. I’m running out of good things to say. I guess it cleans your teeth?
Back again :-(
January 10, 2010 at 6:54 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: cold damp student house, heating system, smoke, tea
Date : one day before first exam
Temperature in my room: 11 degrees C
Drinking: peppermint tea
Gosh the house is COLD. It’s just cold in england in general at the moment. There’s snow and lowest ever recorded temperatures… and this house just isn’t insulated! I’m so glad I’m wearing a sheep the world’s biggest and thickest jumper. Everything outside the jumper is cold though. My nose, my toes, my knees, my ankles, my ears, my fingers etc.
It also smells of smoke. Hetty burnt her sausages.
Earily awful
December 8, 2009 at 1:10 am (Uncategorized)
Tags: can I eat it?, think of the children, why?
Get what I did there? Earily? Haha. Jokes. As are these ear-plug-covers. When will the public say no? Ah who am I kidding. I would frickin LOVE these plugs to shove up my ass, infact I already have a set ordered.
You’ve spent 2 hours perfecting your “look” (or whatever the kids are calling it these days) and you’re just about to head out the house with your iPod. It would be a shame to ruin all your hard work with boring black or white headphones. It’s time to accessorise with the Extraordinary Earbuds. There are 5 cute and rocking designs to choose from, so go from pure metal with the Skull Earbuds or get your gangsta on with the Bling Earbuds – as you’d expect they have massive crystal gems, so they might even match your earrings. For those of us with a sweet side the Ladybird or Duck Earbuds are cute enough to go with any bubblegum pop outfit. For the sheer “gross out” factor the Fly Earphones have to be the ones to choose – if anything, just for the looks you’ll get on public transport (lets just hope somebody doesn’t come at you with a rolled up copy of the Metro). The headphones pop in your ear to cut out the background noise, and the silicone ear tips come in two sizes to fit adults and children alike. Best of all they’re compatible with any portable music device with a headphone jack.
On a more serious note, I think I would struggle not to vomit/ rip the them out of your head. Only kidding. Bubble gum pop outfit? I’m terrified of the thought. Back fiend!
Ninja cat
December 7, 2009 at 9:48 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: does it float?, feeling sneaky, My cow will devour your soul, only on mondays, whoa, will it fit?
This cat will eat your soul in your sleep is amazing! He/she/it reminds me of christmas and the subtle edging towards the biscuit tin that you have been told you weren’t allowed any more of…
Speaking of biscuit tins I’ve eaten chocolate cake, flapjack, stuffing sandwich, turkey sandwich,brie and biscuits, an apple today. Healthy!
I’m also feeling a little disappointed that the abusive shouting outside the window stopped, after the entire house piled into my room and stuck their heads between the blinds.
November 27, 2009 at 7:55 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: can I eat it?, cold damp student house, does it float?, feeling sneaky
Look at this piece of junk amazing feat of mechanics. Not just an alarm clock, but a calender and a thermometer too! I’m very excited about the prospect of putting it next to my rubix original in a true tribute of awesomeness.
Actually I’m more excited about being able to say to my housemates LOOK! it’s 5 degrees in my bedroom. That means I can put the heating on! I’m seriously considering putting my hairdryer on until steam starts issuing out my walls.
Unfortunately this wonderful gadget will have to wait as my ebay hygrometer is on its way in the post. Oh yes I did. Humidity and temperature all in one, for less than £0.02. Gotta love the chinese. Who’s superior now Mr Rubix?
Obamarama
November 25, 2009 at 10:10 am (Uncategorized)
Tags: feeling sneaky, inspirational bullshit, robots will take over, whoa
My new favourite quote from Obama during his “Educate to innovate” :
“As president I believe that robotics can inspire young people to pursue science and engineering. And I also want to keep an eye on those robots, incase they try anything.”
Good plan man. You watch those sneaky bastards.
Sunday Service
November 22, 2009 at 10:39 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: cold damp student house, stupid trains
Thanks East-midlands trains for being a bunch of stupid assholes bit disorganised. My boyfriend booked a train which apparently didn’t even exist so our lovely weekend was cut short with us going to the station.
However I have a gorgeous sparkly necklace which I shall love forever and dance around my room in, but my room still feels cold and empty. Maybe because I have mold growing up the walls? It’s not as bad as other rooms in the house, granted, but it shows that it’s bloody cold and damp up here.
Dinner time
November 18, 2009 at 8:17 pm (Uncategorized)
The quick option for your dinner is not the best one, usually. A bag of kettle chips may provide the ultimate crunching enjoyment- don’t pretend that you don’t love it- but it doesn’t really fill you up.
No I didn’t just eat crisps for dinner.
I ate crisps and tinned sweetcorn. Classy!
